I speak C to God, Java to women, C# to men, and C++ to my horse.

God understands you, no mater how robust your words are.
Words are women-independent.
Man have many phrases that make conversation easy.
When you talk to your horse it is much more complicated than talking to women, there is no understanding like between men and not even God can help you there.

'ajd sad, sta cekate? Flejmujte!