"I am mathematician. I have universal knowledge"
"I am astronomer. I have knowledge of universe"
"I am physicist. I have knowledge of all things in universe"
"I am teacher. I have working knowledge of my specialty, but I pretend to have working knowledge of all things in universe."
"I am experimental physicist. I have knowledge of all important things in universe"
"I am engineer. I have working knowledge of all important things in universe"
"I am programmer. I write code"
"I am biochemist. I have working knowledge of all important life things in universe"
"I am biologist. I have working knowledge of all important alive things in universe"
"I am psychologist. I have working knowledge of important aspects of every  human in universe"
"I am architect.  I have knowledge of safe sitting positions in every room in universe"
"I am sociologist. I have working knowledge of all important aspects of all human communities in universe"
"I am physic. I have working knowledge of all important aspects of every human in universe"
"I am manager. I have working knowledge for coming uninvited, telling you what you already know and charging you for it."
"I am artist. I feel universe... and it tells me to... do my art stuff"
"I am bartender. I have a working knowledge of giving advices."
"I am cybernetic collective transcendent continuum of consciousness vortex. I have knowledge  of, like, everything"
...naravno, inspirisano serijom Big Bang Theory...